Brian Kelly admits she never really believed in God

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BATON ROUGE, LA – Former Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly admitted to reporters on Wednesday that he never really believed in God because it called it a harmless feeling to fit in and let him do his job without distractions. “All that shit of God, I just said to get a job …I mean, we’re all doing our resumes a little bit, aren’t we? ”Said Kelly, who claimed that all the prayers she attended at Catholic University were just an empty show to appease her bosses.” I mean, do you want me to believe that some heavenly man controls everything we do? It’s all superstition, I couldn’t believe those people really thought Jesus had anything to do with football. We are all basically just meat bags, everything is insignificant and God is dead. During the press, Kelly promised LSU fans that she absolutely believed the program could overtake the Alabama SEC as the ruling power.

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